Monday, February 13, 2012

Repairman unravels telephone mystery

When is the last time you read something that made you laugh? Really laugh? The following is from Dennis Rockstroh's Action Line column in the Mercury News. Both Bruce and I practically rolled on the floor with laughter when we read this. We thought a Monday morning would be a great time to share this; and get everyone's week off to a great start.

"Action Line: Doggone; this could be a shaggy dog story


By Dennis Rockstroh
drockstroh@mercurynews.com
Posted: 02/04/2012 12:00:00 AM PST

I could not pass this up.

Q This might help Janet from San Pablo (Action Line, Jan. 31)

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on the few occasions it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring, which demonstrates that some problems can be fixed by "pissing and moaning."

Mark

A I've always believed that, Mark."

To read more of Mr. Rockstroh's columns, click http://www.mercurynews.com/action-line/.

Enjoy your week!